Blackwing Guru

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

You should not be Christian.

*yanks bible out of your hand like you're a teenager with a cigarette* that shit'll kill you one day

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

thou? art not the knave. thou'rt not capable of BEING the knave. i hadst a knave, but now have none. thou. art not. the knave.

wench wrench, wretched wench, i madst thou my wench (JESSIE!)

my sire and my lady and my lady and my si-ire

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

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