I got red on my ledger

aroace people don't want relationships, they want to live in a fairytale as valiant knights constantly sent on long and dangerous quests during which they befriend weird creatures and become one with nature

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

Happy Asexual Awareness Week 💜🖤🤍

the steddie fandom really said ‘we just want the best for steve 🥰’ and then decided that the best for steve was a feral ketamine-dealing double flunking dork ass with a satanic panic mob out for his blood

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?