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"Thanks for the cover. I owe you one." Riley's voice was low as Gladius returned from causing the distraction with the lap top. The big guy had been trying to play it off with jokes, but he was hitting stage five panic the more Juan talked. And his best friend, as always, picked up on his distress.
"No problem. You aren't the only one who needed that presentation to end." Yeah, maybe waiting to tell their partners about everything had been a terrible plan. At least Illario seemed chill still as he walked over from the mini bar with a confused tilt of his head.
"There's a tour, tigre? You did not inform me of this. So, who all is going?" Illario raised an eyebrow and his glass of sangria, making a face at the concoction Jericho had engineered as it touched his lips.
"About that-" began Gladius as he rubbed the back of his neck. "We um…"
But he never got to finish his explanation, not when a soft hiccup echoed from somewhere behind them.
"Riley?" Lydia interrupted with wide eyes and wringing hands. She said his name softly, quietly, with a broken edge as all three men quickly turned to her. Her gaze was still glued to the presentation, though she wasn't seeing Turvi's ass that was currently plastered to the wall. "Is-is it true?"
Fuck. It was said that he was the headliner of the tour. Out loud. She was going to think he was hiding things from her- lying to her.
This was- really bad.
"Now Angel, let me explain…" The big guy was already moving in a blind rush of fear. The space between them dissolved in an instant, his arms around her as he knelt down to bring them eye to eye as he spoke, "I told Vi I needed to talk to you first. I…"
"But you- you are going?" Her voice was so small each syllable cracked. He could hear the tears already, and he was thankful as fuck when Illario and Gladius locked gazes before coming to stand around them to give them some privacy.
"I mean I don't have to. Varric is coming to fix the bar. I can get my old job back and stay here and-" The words came out in a tumble, said between kisses peppered all over her hands clasped between his. "I wanted to talk about this after tonight. But if you want me to stay, I'm staying."
The scene was causing quite the stir, more than a few people noticing in the crowded apartment. And sadly Riley's voice had always carried well. Even when he was trying to be quiet, others heard him.
"What the FUCK did you just say?" Of course, Juan had to be standing just a few feet away. And they were not taking it well as they broke away from Jericho and came storming across the room.
"Now Juanito just-"
"Don't you Juanito me, Riley Mercar." This was worse than when they were dating, or whatever had been between them as the elf stopped just shy of being nose to nose with him. Which was quite impressive considering he was still wrapped around his girlfriend.
"Look I really was going to talk this out, and I considered going. But then Gigi sent me those pics…" Riley was trying to deflect some blame, calm Juan down, and also keep Lydia from falling apart. Though he felt like none of it was working as the elf's face went red with fury and his girlfriend trembled in his arms.
"Dammit Gigi, your boobs are ruining things for us- again," they huffed to the entire room as they rubbed the bridge of their nose in a very Viago gesture. Not that Riley was going to point that out at the moment, or the fact that it was actually Lydia's boobs that made him want to stay behind.
"I…don't want to be a problem," Lydia whispered in a voice barely audible above Juan's ranting.
Those words made the world still, Juan's yelling about 'love sick pussy whipped men' fading into the background as Riley's brow furrowed and his mouth set in a thin line. His entire focus shifted to his angel in his arms, and nothing else mattered as he stood and grabbed her small hand in his.
"Glad, Minrathous exit. NOW!" His voice boomed so loud the entire room shushed, no one daring to speak as he practically dragged Lydia to the door and towards his own apartment. There was no defusing this situation, and he was done trying. Juan would burn themself out in time, and the others would settle.
But he wouldn't make Lydia stand here and feel like she was the problem. He could fix things with her, and he was damn sure going to make that happen. Right now.
Juan skittered away once they were free of Gladius' grasp. The projector was now showing something a bit more interesting than Gemma and their slide show, past Lydia's Nevarran Fun Facts which chilled half the room, and had moved onto some weirdly complicated biochemistry topic Ilene was presenting. Juan was mildly annoyed and impressed that they were all just ready. They sidled up next to Jericho, nuzzling his arm for comfort. "This wasn't so bad for short notice, was it?"
"Not at all," Jericho smiled as he put his arm around them, pulling them closer. "Are you having a good time?"
"I'm actually having a great time. And the place came out really nice. Gemma has great taste."
"She really does. It looks great." He pressed a quick kiss to Juan's forehead. "I'm glad you're having fun. You seem happy. In your element."
They chuckled. "Really? You think so? I never thought I would be. I'm used to being around people just… Not in a group like this."
"I do," he nodded. "You seem like a natural at this kind of thing."
"Well, I was glad to do it. Everyone landed okay but it still sucks that everyone had to leave their things behind. It's nice to give people a place to come back to."
"It is, and it's really sweet of you, and Gemma to do this for everyone. Making people happy, seems to make you happy," Jericho observed quietly, as he watched the others mingling around the room.
Juan chuckled softly, dropping their eyes down to the glass in front of them. "Ah. Maybe. I never thought about it like that but… The right people? Yeah. I think I love it."
"Mhmm. I can tell," he gave them a soft, bright smile. "It's something I've noticed about you before. I love seeing you like this."
"It's never come up before, but everyone's happy and I'm happy they're happy. I missed it."
Jericho hugged them to him with a light squeeze and smiled. "Are you sure nothing else needs your attention? I'm okay, if you have party host things to take care of."
"Nah, I was thinking of getting fried with Mina but that's it. Otherwise, I think they got it," they said softly as they leaned on Jericho's chest. "There's food. Booze. An actual working sink. What's the worst that can happen? They'll fall on each other in a pile."
"That might be pretty funny to see," he laughed as he wrapped both arms around them. "I'll confess, I've always felt a little… out of place. At things like this. D&D nights are one thing… but I feel a little out of my element at most parties."
"Well, the only real difference between this and D&D night is that instead of D&D is you had to watch Gemma and I give a presentation on condo renovation." There was a deep sigh, "And butts."
"That was certainly a unique party experience," he chuckled. "I'm okay though, I just know I'm not really the most exciting person at these things."
"You're the most interesting person to me."
"Am I?" Jericho blushed and stole a kiss before nuzzling his face in their hair. "Thank you."
They kissed the back of his hand. "Of course. I'm happy right now, like this."
"Me too," he whispered. "I love you."
They leaned up, muttering in his ear, "I love you too."
Thanks for the tags, @serialsforbellara, @sorcerousadventurer, and @genjyoandgojyoandhakkai! Took a break from other things to pull this together.
It's summer here and I want to see your OCs at the beach! Do they like the beach? What are they wearing? And how do they spend their time there?
And I could have just gone with photos pulled from the internet, but I have fashion bases for the ladies (because one of these months years days I'm going to draw their in-universe wardrobes), so I drew their beach-wear instead. :)
Behold, four ladies and their idea of what to wear to the beach! Yaps below the cut.
Castelin gets to dress like I do at the beach. Racer-back tank (yes, it's Warden-themed, though mine IRL is just striped) and board shorts, because then that's less skin you have to slather with sunblock, and then a hat to keep the sun off her face and and a flowy cover-up for a touch of girliness. Practical sandals that won't fall off, though. She probably burns easier than I do, though.
Hawke, meanwhile, went the bikini route, but with a practical sport style rather than something meant more for fashion. While I do wear a big hat like Cas does for just existing on the beach, a visor like Hawke has is what I wear when out on the water (more secure, dries easier, probably won't fall apart if it gets wet). In Hawke's case, it's mostly for keeping the sun out of her eyes while she ropes the other ladies into beach volleyball. (Not pictured: shorts and an oversized beach shirt for her cover-up.)
Tyria's sense of beach style trends more toward the fashionable but not too revealing type, so she's got a one-piece swimsuit and a sarong. Barefoot sandals because Dalish, other coordinating jewelry and a big flower for her hair, sunglasses because sometimes it's just too bright. Cullen's coin as a necklace.
Saadrah, of all people, has the smallest swimsuit because she likes showing off her wing tattoos. Her cover-up is a lace wrap for the same reason, which she ties around her hips when she has to hit the shops, and she adds some beachy jewelry to coordinate. She prefers basic flip-flops, easy to kick off as needed, and because she's my knife nut, she gets a diving knife strapped to one calf.
They all like the beach well enough, and Hawke is totally going to try to get a 2 v 2 game going. Who should be on each team? ;)
I got tagged by @rooks-dagger to do the beachy picrews linked here:
Doll maker here!
I also found this picrew with beachy vibes to include some masc options!
Which looks really cute, but also doesn't have Qunari or elf options (and Tyria would end up way too curvy on the first one), so instead I'm reblogging this art I did back in February. It's beach day!
If you want to join in, by all means, go try out the picrews! Fresh tags below the cut.
Your Riley is the same Riley our friend is dating?
This is a sub-plot story of Trevelyan sisters (my Ophelia and @woundedsoul12 Lea) and their husbands in Stripper AU. Takes place somewhere after The Phone Call.
"Wait, a stripper club in Treviso burned down, and you're doing the renovations?" Ophelia was lying on the couch with her feet propped on the backrest, trying to juggle the phone in her hand. "Of course you can stay with us as long as you want, we've got room. That might be just my inner party pooper speaking, but this stinks. I need details."
"You remember Riley, right? The Qunari boy Varric was helping out," Lea, her sister, was currently in the kitchen, doing dishes, phone propped up on the counter, so they could video chat.
"The troublemaker?" of course, Ophelia remembered. She didn’t comment on the fact that Lea was as invested in his life as her brother-in-law.
"They're all troublemakers," Lea snickered. "Anyway, he's in Treviso, working as a stripper. The club didn't burn down, water damage, but the owner is loaded, has good lawyers, and is paying cash."
"Wait, wait, slow down," Ophelia sat straight. The cogs in her head started turning. "Don't tell me the owner's name is de Riva."
Lea stopped scrubbing the pan. "Please don't tell me Riley got mixed with some bad crowd."
"No, no, no, it's good, he's fine," Ophelia got up and went out to the patio, heading towards the large shed in the back of her garden. "De Rivas are… Fine. Ish. Quite decent for people with money, you know. I cross paths with their lawyer, Giovanna, from time to time, a nice girl with a heart in a good place. You have some actual photo of this Riley of yours?"
"Yeah, why?" Lea knew better than to argue with her little sister: once Phi was in motion, there was no stopping her. She ditched the pan, wiped her hands on the towel, and headed towards her living room.
"This might be a long shot, but if it isn't, it's the craziest of coincidences," Ophelia reached the shed and opened the door. "Thom, darling, you have a minute? Lea's calling. Anyway, remember I told you about Thom's coworker, Lydia?"
"The one who graduated with Sera? I thought you were no longer in touch, some toxic husband or so?" Lea sat on the couch and riffled through the box with photographs. She fished one from a year or two ago, when Riley was visiting. "I've got the photo."
"I'm here, love," Lea heard her brother-in-law's low voice. The picture shook for a while, and then she saw both Thom's and Phi's faces. "Hi Lea, how is my favourite sister-in-law doing?"
"She's fine," Ophelia was getting impatient. "Lea, show him the pic. Is that the guy Lydia is dating now?"
Thom adjusted his glasses and took a look. "Yeah, that's the lad. You know him?"
"He's one of the stray kids Varric keeps bringing home—"
"Hey, hey, I haven't brought anybody home in years," Varric's head appeared next to Lea's, a man giving her a loud, wet kiss on the cheek. "What are you conspiring about, and why are you mixing Riley into it?"
"It seems that your Riley is the same Riley our friend is dating," Ophelia grinned.
"Wait, so his Lydia is the same Lydia that works with Thom and Sera?" Varric laughed. "Maker's Balls, if I wrote this down no one would believe it."
Varric's last line gave me grieve, thank you Beasty for figuring it out for me!
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Jericho and Juan take a little smoke break with Mina (@tarasmom) to get way from the party drama while they regroup about Riley's little announcement. RIP Mina who has to third wheel these two.
written with @sandcastlekings | Happens after World Tour Kick Off and Sense of Home
Juan was staring. Of course they had heard Riley. All of them did, after all most of the de Riva Staff were Elves. They couldn't even scream, stuck in a frozen panic. It was when they caught a nod from Mina that they gave Jericho a tug on the arm. Juan just walked out the front door where Mina was already lighting up. "You're a lifesaver."
"Your parties are always worth it," she smiled at him.
They took the pipe from her and settled against the wall. "Mina, you know Jericho? We're dating now."
Jericho leaned against the wall next to Juan with a small wave and friendly smile toward Mina.
She grinned and waved past Juan. "Cute. What kind of 'dating'?"
"Actual dating."
Mina shrugged. "It didn't hurt to ask."
"Mmm. This night's already killing me, Mina. Don't you do it too," they grumbled, taking a drag off the pipe. After a moment of letting it settle, they handed it to Jer. "You don't have to if you don't want to."
He eyed the pipe for a moment with mild apprehension before taking it from Juan and giving it a try. Eyes slightly watery, he quickly handed it back, trying not to cough. "Sorry, been a while," he mumbled.
They chuckled and kissed him under his jaw, taking the pipe back. "I appreciate you joining us. It's very sweet of you."
He smiled at Juan gratefully. "Just happy to hang out here with you. Nice to have a break from the chaos inside."
"So what's going on?"
"Riley's got his head up his ass again," Juan growled then shook their head, taking a long drag from the pipe before handing it back to Mina.
Jericho smirked a bit at Juan before turning to explain to Mina. "Riley says he's not going on the tour."
"Riley can be a self-centered dick, but he's not a traitor. There's no way he'll leave us out to dry on this. Star or not, he won't," Juan insisted, slowly to convince themself.
"True, but it won't be easy to convince him to leave if Lydia's not going. I get it, I mean… if it was us…" he shrugged and let the thought trail off.
"I know. And I like Lydia. But if it was us… Would you understand? I think you would. And our texting game would be incredible."
"I would," Jericho nodded, "I'd understand, but I couldn't pretend it wouldn't be hard." He gave them a small grin. "Though you're right, the texts would be incredible."
"Yeah, they would. Would you ask me to stay?"
"Yes," he muttered, blushing and looking down at his feet. "Though I'd get it, I wouldn't be mad, if you couldn't."
"I… Oh." They frowned a bit and sank against the wall. "I'd have to go. I'm sorry."
Jericho reached over to take Juan's hand and squeezed it. "I know, but you don't have to apologize. Because I'm going with you," he reminded them with a grin.
"I came up with so many stupid back up jobs for you while we were brainstorming the tour."
With a soft chuckle, he leaned over and kissed Juan's cheek. "I'm glad you did."
They curled up next to him, grinning to themself. "You like the elfroot? I don't do it often."
"Mmm… it might not be my thing," he laughed. "But I'm good, as long as you're having fun."
"I'm feeling better. Everything else… I'll deal with it one way or another."
"I'm glad this helped," Jericho put an arm around them and smiled, pressing a kiss to their forehead. "We can stay out here as long as you need. No pressure to go back in there."
They snickered. "I won't be standing for a little bit. I'd like it if you hung out with me out here."
"Of course," he grinned. "I'd rather be out here with you than in there with anyone else."
The full set of screen shots from what I took for DATV Photo Week. I love this set it's so gd pretty without any editing and all in game shots. This mission is beautiful as-is.
the shadow dragon discord was talking about what would happen to everyone's Mercar if Rook saves Treviso, and @fail-writer suggested Charon would react to his kid's death rather like Rhaenyra in House of the Dragon. so - Esha and Charon's first hug and (in the Bad End) their last.
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I post a lot about Cioba. But I'm going to use this to highlight some of my favorite shots from my first playthrough. Essentially a self-insert, Lord of Fortune Kismet Laidir
all shots unmodded/unedited outside of the in-game photo-editing
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