"The protests are beginning to change the world."

Got some hate recently that really bummed me out. Responded by making a quickie of EVEN MOAR SHAMELESS FLUFF. Seemed like a sound strategy. ;D

Bonus Gratuitous Mocking Moose: 

- *20 people bumping into me in under a minute*

- “these are MY BOYSSSS”

- “yo look at this fake tattoo”

- “IS THAT WHY YOU NEEDED THE BABY POWDER LAST NIGHT DUDE”

- *lizzo’s “juice” playing three times in a row*

- staring at the back of my friend’s shirt as i tried to keep track of where he was and follow him through the crowd

- a bunch of frat boys doing some kind of new kids on the block boy band style dance

- “cadhla, look, MY BOYYYYSSS”

- “this happens every fourth friday”

- “we’re in an acting class”

- *reggaeton starting up, then a whole bunch of “YOOOOO”s*

- “look at my fake tattoo. i drew it.” “you drew it?” “yeah” “i can tell” “hey!”

- *lizzo’s juice starts up again*

- *some dude stripping his pants off*

- “every fourth friday this happens?” “yeah!”

- *wondering where my cheez its went and then finding them in my pocket, where i definitely did not put them*

- “Y’AAAAALLLLL”

- *loud scream*

- “okay nice seeing y’all but we gotta go now”

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.