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I’m still listening to that book Regime Change and like the more this administration is humanized for me, frankly the more disgusted I become with them. And I was already disgusted.
I listened to the part of the book about Charlie Kirk’s murder and you know at the time, I thought he had just had an impersonal media relationship with them like Tucker Carlson or something, but no. No, not really.
Kirk was friends or acquaintances with almost everyone in the Drump administration and Drump himself found out when his son Baron called him in sobbing hysterics about it because now he was convinced people were gonna try even harder to kill his dad now.
JD Vance actually truly was personal friends with Kirk. Charlie Kirk got him into Republican politics. Charlie Kirk was one of the few people who was friends with everyone in the maga movement and could mediate. Some people thought he might run for president someday.
And in the midst of this mourning for their friend and connection to the conservative youth, they took advantage of his death. They sought out revenge. In some cases they tried to encourage violence against leftists.
And it’s like, I thought you were being ghoulish before, but knowing that this guy actually meant something to you? That you now know firsthand the devastating effects of losing a loved one to political violence? And you still spread lies about it? You still refuse to show the smallest amount of sympathy for democrats that were victims of political violence? That you’re trying to start conspiracy theories over your friend’s death?
Fuck you guys. Fuck you for knowing firsthand what your rhetoric is doing and doubling and tripling down on it. Fuck you for knowing what it’s like to be on the phone with your sobbing friend, your hysterical and worried son, your best friend’s widow, and not extending that grace and sympathy to others. Fuck you.
I’m no fan of Charlie Kirk. In fact I borderline hated the guy. But I know firsthand what it’s like to lose someone you love so suddenly and that’s part of why I refuse to celebrate the death of anyone no matter who they are because everyone matters to someone. You can disagree with me on that but that’s how I feel.
But knowing that these people at the top of the executive branch also without a doubt, without ambiguity, know that exact same pain and still inflict it on others while laughing? It makes me sick.
They pull parents from their children, bomb civilian boats, mock democrats that are the victims of violence, continue a pointless war that’s killing foreign civilians and American soldiers and subjecting thousands of people to that exact same torment with no remorse or hesitation? While mocking their victims?
That infuriates me like nothing else.
I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!
“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”
This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.
just like. for the crowd.
here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok
here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule
here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)
here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)
here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)
and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion, (this is what the termination email is warning you about)
sharing content without content labels isn't either

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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family
Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.
From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky
observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
to be Fair, I think The Character is meant to describe a certain level of agony, of being consumed by what loves you. blorbo is an expression of affection, The Character is sinking into the depths
A fun bonus fact for you: those No Longer Buyable DVDs?
They're the ONLY surviving NONDAMAGED form of the show. In the late 90s, the masters from which the show is printed were damaged with a red-pink hazy filter.
So. Good luck buying them even if you find them. They're some of the most valuable collector's items in the entire franchise.
Without piracy, there would be NO UNDAMAGED COPIES OF SAILOR MOON AVAILABLE TO ANYONE ANYWHERE, PERIOD.
Piracy Is Preservation.
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go my phoenix wrights..
go my Phoenix wrights..
I still don’t get why people try to convince me that driving is less complicated than navigating a public transit system. With public transit I’m not doing most of the work.
What if instead of relaxing and just getting off the vehicle when it beeps at the right stop you got stuck in traffic and had to concentrate constantly on what you’re doing or else you kill somebody and started screaming at other people for not using their giant death machines correctly wouldn’t that be so much better
I wonder if they're mistakenly placing the stresses of navigating an unfamiliar place and system on the public transit system rather than simply on the unfamiliarity.
I can say from personal experience that all of my public transit experiences have been much more stressful than most of my driving experiences, but this is because I do not live, nor enjoy being in, a city, so my public transit experience is almost entirely navigating an unfamiliar subway or bus network when I'm visiting without a car. This can be quite stressful if your simultaneously trying to say, learn how to pay for the system, learn how to navigate the system, figure out what lines and stops I need to use, dealing with the fact that I am around more new people than usually I see in a month, and be texting someone else trying to figure out when and where to meet them.
Whereas my personal average car experience is "Oh I want to go there -> drives there". I don't live in a place with traffic or many other people to worry about and so driving somewhere is not really anymore stressful than walking somewhere for me. But again, this is because I'm extremely familiar with it, rather than it being inherently simpler than public transit, and I' sure if I lived somewhere with a robust transit system, the mental calculus for traveling somewhere would eventually simplify to "oh i want to go there -> goes there".
Driving stresses me the hell out because every time I’m convinced that I’m gonna mess up and kill someone.
Also yeah navigating a public transit system is a skill but so is driving. Once you have that skill it’s like whatever and your personal chances of killing someone’s by accident are much lower and you can play games on your phone
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Okay, I am a fan of spirit of justice, but I do think there was a missed opportunity (a couple actually, but one I want to focus on tonight Major spoliers, you've been warned.) We see Dhurke and Inga both as fathers, and we see how they interact with their children, and there's a dichotomy that I think could have been given more attention.
-Dhurke is a good person, but he's not a good father. (At least, not to Apollo-Yuty is kinda cagy most of the game so its hard to say.) He loves his sons, but his mission comes first. saving his wife and his nation is the priority. Granted, by sending Apollo away he did prevent the kid from being mixed up in a war, but even so, he never explained anything to Apollo, not even as an adult, not until he had to. just dumped him into the foster care system, so long, good luck. No wonder Apollo feels weird about seeing him again, this was his Father! up until he wasn't. then walk right back in to his life-but still not here for him.
-Inga is a horrible, horrible man, but very devoted to taking care of his daughter. he would move heaven and earth for her, to the point of spoiling her quite a bit-despite probably knowing she was amara's daughter, and therefor dhurkes, (though maybe Garan faked pregnancy, i don't know.) he was her DAD. nothing was too much, anything for her. all while maintaining the grip on the nation, and delighting in executions and death of anyone the regime finds "guilty".
And like. I think that's so fascinating, you know? I don't think Dhurke is wrong by any means to prioritize saving his wife and removing Garan from power, but it is a sacrifice he chose to make and even the most noble of goals comes at a cost. One he could have lessened by i don't know. explaining even the simple version to young Apollo, or even getting real with him as an adult, but no. it's not until dhurke is dead that he manages to reconnect, and only because the mission worked out conveniently to do it.
Meanwhile, Inga gets humanized a little, without pretending he's not a gleeful participant in everyone wrong in the nation, welding power like a bat and reminding people that even the most evil humans are still human-a terrifying thing to have to reckon with, that monsters walk around the same as anyone else-and that Rayfa will probably always have complicated emotions about it, since he was all of these monsterous things-and her dad.
Also, why not send Nahyuta? is it because he's attached to the last name sahdmadhi? because he dosn't look american? because he wants Nahyuta to help take back his homeland? what?