it's always afternoon-morning-evening somewhere

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

Everybody say thank you @actordougjones 😌💖

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

Look at his eyes and tell me he’s not zooted on sumthin.

let em keep thinking we’re dead

People who regret not having kids tend to extend themselves to help kids in need around them, the childless lady in the neighborhood who gives out good Halloween candy, your favorite uncle who takes you to do fun stuff. People who regret having kids, on the other hand? Absolute demons to everyone around them. Lol. The common refrain of “You’re going to end up lonely in a nursing home if you don’t have kids.” is extremely wrong if you’re a good person and I would say a large percentage of visit-less elderly people in nursing homes actually had children, they just treated them like shit.

thank you for being weird. if you're weird I love you

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

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