I bite

AHHAHHA

The captions did it all.

He actually has his own name plate on his desk in an earlier episode (when he meets Lucy and Ricky) and I have been laughing ever since about what possible reason he’d have to put it back again.

comic sands

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

These things never work for me, but I’ll never stop trying

Same

🤞🤞🤞

roger help me

in this house, we stan roger.

I want something amazing to happen to me very soon.

HELP ME ROGER

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

I’ll reblog it.

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

boi yesss

21 yr old trans guy with no interest in having pedos following me so BYE thanks

Please unfollow me if you can’t reblog this

I met my bestest friend via internet uwu

this is stupid you can make the same argument about IRL people too one reblog incoming

Completely ridiculous

HERE it is again

I have more friends in my life that i’ve met online than I do friends i met in person

Yo

:^)!!

Internet friends are also a LOT better than friends irl

it’s so stupid when people use this argument cause almost everyone uses social media and you’re trying to tell me they’re all pedophiles every single one of them as soon as you start using the internet you become a pedophile sorry i don’t make the rules

Am good girl. Will not hurt. Am safe.👍☺

knife emoji knife emoji

Given the current state of things, it’s not like we can make friends in person to begin with. At least, not until things subside.

Yah baby, if ya can’t reblog this unfollow me and then wait so imma smite you in your dreams

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this

I am totally here for “dogs as wolf body horror”.

Maleficent's younger and more fashionable brother stares down the latest target of his wrath; Richie Rich.

A tiefling bard about to absolutely roast this unsuspecting child

Satan’s Quinceciñera gets interrupted by the home alone kid

just an average episode of mighty morphing power rangers

Some kind of homestuck cosplay

satan wants to become Hip With The times so he recruits a unsuspecting young boy who gives him bad fasion advice but tells him it’s legit stylish adn he’ll fit right in with humans

Kid asking humanified demon rooster for autograph

Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials