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mephisto’s feathery rival
pairing: sylus/reader
summary: you witness an unexpectedly soft side of him--completely captivated by a parrot.
notes: guys i am a big sucker for fluff too as u can see
"so, why are we here again?" sylus asked, glancing at you as you walked beside him.
"because i wanted to check on the birds," you replied, stretching your arms. "you make donations here, but i wanted to see if they're actually using the money for them."
you were excited to spend some time at the bird sanctuary, as you’d always been a fan of nature and animals, but you weren’t sure what sylus thought about it. he was incredibly kind to animals, and he had a deep interest and appreciation for them and the outdoors, often inviting you on hikes or quiet strolls through the forest, but you weren't very sure if he would be as enthusiastic as you were.
you were also thinking that maybe this was also a nice opportunity for him--an enjoyable break from the usual routine.
you skipped all around the place, feeling all giddy as the peaceful chirping of birds filled the air, taking in the lush green surroundings. the birds were flitting in and out of the trees, the gentle rustling of leaves was a soft background sound to your stroll.
you could feel sylus’ gaze wandering around, but he didn't say much at first. his usual air of cool indifference remained intact--until you approached a particularly large enclosure, one filled with colorful parrots.
you admired their vibrant feathers, pointing out a particularly stunning blue and gold one. but then, without warning, sylus’ calm demeanor began to crack. his eyes widened as he watched a parrot hop onto the edge of its perch, cocking its head toward him.
"oh, that’s so cute," you said. sylus didn't answer, too focused on the bird. "he likes you!"
the corners of your lips quirked up, and you giggled quietly, noticing how his usual composed expression was slowly melting away. the bird squawked, and sylus blinked as it hopped towards his direction. he looked almost childlike--a quiet fascination that made your heart squeeze at how unexpectedly soft he looked.
without realizing it, you were stupidly smiling at the interaction. you had never seen sylus act like this before. he was usually the serious, no-nonsense kind of person, always in control. but now, he looked like a kid seeing something magical for the first time.
"you really do like birds, don't u?" you asked, your voice light with amusement.
sylus didn't respond. instead, he stepped a little closer to the enclosure, eyes glued to the parrot as it squawked and bobbed its head.
you watched as he crouched down, his usual coolness now slipping even further as he reached out a hand toward the bird. it was like he couldn’t help himself. his fingers lingered in the air, as if inviting the parrot to come closer. the bird hesitated for a moment before hopping even closer-- and then, to your surprise, it boldly stepped onto his outstretched finger.
sylus froze for a second, his breath catching as his eyes widened slightly. he looked almost startled, but then, his expression softened entirely. he didn’t move, letting the bird settle on his hand, his usual mighty self melting into something entirely different-- gentle, fascinated, completely absorbed in the tiny creature perched on him.
for a moment, you could hardly believe what you were seeing. sylus--your sylus--seemed utterly mesmerized. he had the expression of innocence and wonder you'd expect from a child seeing something new and exciting. he looked so adorable and endearing, you covered your mouth with your hand, it was so cute you wanted to explode right there at what you were seeing.
you leaned in slightly, teasing, "careful, sylus. mephisto might smell it on you when we get home."
sylus turned his head, eyes still wide but soft. "let him smell it," he replied, his voice a little quieter than usual. "i just..... wanted to see how close it’d come."
as if understanding his words, the bird fluffed its feathers and adjusted its stance, making itself comfortable on his hand. sylus’ lips curled into the tiniest of smiles, and he let out a quiet, genuine laugh--light, unguarded, and entirely unlike his usual self.
you quickly took so many pictures of him and the bird, unable to resist capturing the rare moment of sylus looking so captivated.
it was like a switch had flipped in him. the serious, calculated sylus was gone, replaced by someone far more approachable, someone who could be playful and curious. you were utterly enchanted by the sight.
"i didn’t expect you to be such a very-into-birds person," you said, teasing him gently.
sylus’ smile widened just slightly as he stood up again, brushing off his pants like he was trying to regain his composure. "i didn’t expect it either," he admitted, "but i guess i’ve got more to learn than i thought."
you chuckled softly, your heart swelling with affection for him. this side of him was refreshing. it made him seem..... less invincible, more like someone you could share moments like this with.
as the two of you continued through the sanctuary, sylus seemed more relaxed, more open to taking in the little wonders of the world. it was a side of him that was rarely seen, especially by others, and you were glad to witness it, even if it was just for a brief moment.
when you reached the end of the path, sylus glanced at you, his usual composed demeanor returning, but the warmth in his eyes didn’t fade. "thanks for wanting to go here," he said, his voice soft but sincere.
you smiled, the day’s light lingering in your chest. "i’m glad you enjoyed it." you were also relieved to see that the birds looked healthy and thriving, knowing that sylus’ donations were truly being used for their wellbeing. "it's good to know they're in such good hands," you added, glancing at sylus with a satisfied smile.
he simply nodded, his hands in his pockets as you both walked out of the sanctuary, but the playful spark in his eyes remained, reminding you that even the coolest, most mature people could have a little spark of wonder within them.
you let out a small chuckle, thinking about the day’s events. "i can’t wait to tell mephisto what happened today."
you grinned, a mischievous glint in your eye. "oh, he’ll laugh alright--especially at how you got so excited about a bird..... he'll probably say that they’re sooo inferior to him."
sylus shook his head, a soft chuckle escaping him as he walked alongside you. "he'll probably act all smug about it too," he mused. "like he’s some superior avian being."
you laughed. "oh, definitely. he’ll puff up his little chest and act like he’s the king of all birds."
sylus sighed in mock exasperation. "he already thinks that."
The fact that Norm is the ultimate mastermind-cunty-sassy- gifted child, a little bit of a git with everyone, but when he addresses his older sister he’s just a baby boy calling her like an abandoned puppy is very important to me.