Black Cats And Roses

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

shane “find me in the future” hollander and ilya “there you are sweetheart. i’ve been looking everywhere for you” rozanov

"not so gay you can't fuck rose landry" is such a funny line Ilya baby they dated for 45 minutes and Shane immediately came crawling back to you, came out as gay, and told you he has feelings for you. being too gay to fuck rose landry is quite literally the reason he realised/accepted he's in love with you and decided to lock that down

I supported Chappell Roan when I thought she lured in children with her gingerbread house for the purpose of eating them unprovoked.

Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,

Well, I'm starting a gofundme for the funeral of my brother Ernest, who died in Paris of a severe chill,