you're the face of the future

Tumblr is perfect for me bc it combines my 2 favourite activities: curating a beautiful colour scheme and being annoying

ever since i was a little girl i knew i always wanted to violate intellectual property and copyright law

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

i love it when characters PLOT! i love it when they SCHEME! i love it when they cause PROBLEMS on PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

i love a good metaphor for guilt i love blood i love daggers i love betrayal i love characters kneeling holding a sword aimed downwards i love people literally and metaphorically covered in blood and crying i love characters being stabbed in the back i love characters obsessively trying to cleanse themself of guilt but it just. doesn't. work! i love guilt complexes i love guilt so overwhelming that it literally affects your perception of reality i love martyrs and i love traitors and i fucking LOVE guilt

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

I don't have any controversial film opinions btw. I'm right about everything

hating things is really fun unless you're hating on something i like then you're being really immature stop it

apparently the cw is for sale please we need to buy it and turn it into the tumblr tv network i need this website to have creative control over the cw roster

i would be unstoppable if not for the tired sleepy