ted cruz is the zodiac killer if we just believe

There should be cigarettes made from night time

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

i think something people dont get about psychosis is a psychotic episode doesnt feel like youre going insane or anything adjacent to that. it more so feels like youre being given insight to something you werent supposed to. this is why its extremely hard to realize that you are in psychosis.

why is my heart beating like i'm being hunted for sport at all times?

I just learned yesterday that watermelons could explode when overripe and then today one exploded in my kitchen. So I guess I'll never learn anything new ever again just to be safe.

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

Bruh we smoking Crab Apples

Bruh we smoking Crap Apples

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

hello kitty and snoopy would never cook dope but tweety bird would

snoopy probably would cook crack, not out of pleasure but if he was on hard times or if he was trying to prove a point to spite charles brown he 100% would