ted cruz is the zodiac killer if we just believe

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

Bruh we smoking Crab Apples

Bruh we smoking Crap Apples

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

hello kitty and snoopy would never cook dope but tweety bird would

snoopy probably would cook crack, not out of pleasure but if he was on hard times or if he was trying to prove a point to spite charles brown he 100% would

my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

When I put my hair up I think of him

Well. I cant find the gif of the guy vaping then he remembers he's in church and starts praying 2 god

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

The way some of you people talk about butches and studs should have you stoned #inmyopinion

If I have to see one more post from a “feminist” about how being butch and butch/femme is “repackaged heteronormativity” and how we need to force butches to be feminine I’m going to kill someone for real