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Yeah I'll incorporate that into my belief system

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

kind of gay for women to wear button-up blouses/shirts. why are you wearing a shirt with buttons on it? to have your buttons loosened by another woman’s tender hands?

oh so i’m a “gatekeeper” just because i own this gate and won’t open it unless you bribe me or solve my riddles three?

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

Pets love eating meat flavored cereal with no milk

Dog food doesn't taste like meat tbh

its not for you king

Everybody log off I need alone time