he loves the heart shape my ass is

how can we lose when we’re so sincere is forever always one of my favourite peanuts bits

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

i'm the stripper that Loves you

person (non-practicing)

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine