i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

4 days until wet rat wednesday

3 days until wet rat wednesday

1 day until wet rat wednesday

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

it's so funny that gerard way got up on stage and was like "i really like that rpf comic that was made about me"

The way you guys treat me it’s like u don’t even care that I have lightning powers

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger