would the real miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips please stand up

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

“why are you tired? you haven’t done anything all day” the simple fact that i exist drains me. hope this helps

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

i am completely fine in an “i have been mentally unwell for years” kinda way

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to waste all of my potential