don’t wanna live a life that is comprehensive

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

I grew up before the term 'thigh gap' was invented I grew up before 'hip dip' was invented I was born before 'muffin top' was a thing before 'clean girl look' was a thing before 'glass skin' was a thing before razoring off peach fuzz was a thing and I'm so so so fucking tired of us inventing new concepts purely for the purpose of convincing people to hate their own bodies enough to buy products

Last time Tuberculosis ran through the USA a small number of people got it on purpose to look skinny and waifish and delicate and used makeup to look flushed and bony and when the Victorians figured out tapeworms people would infect themselves on purpose to starve themselves smaller and women and now in the year of our lord 2026 there is a noticeable fraction of the USAmerican population genuinely thrilled about a treatment-resistant microbial parasite that makes you shit and vomit your brains out for a month because side effects include weight loss and STILL we talk about being skinny like it's the natural default setting for all healthy people as if it's a self-sustaining standard and not an imaginary goal that we are constantly constantly constantly beating ourselves with a whip to acheive

when you tell them you're all out of smackarels and all you get back is that hundred-acre stare

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet

Whatever you’re saying doesn’t get less misogynistic when you put bisexual in front of woman.

Whatever you’re saying doesn’t get less misogynistic when you put bisexual in front of woman.

Whatever you’re saying doesn’t get less misogynistic when you put bisexual in front of woman.

Whatever you’re saying doesn’t get less misogynistic when you put bisexual in front of woman.

Whatever you’re saying doesn’t get less misogynistic when you put bisexual in front of woman.

ughhhhh i feel like shit and i am NOT comprehending this german hw but it's all due tomorrow night and i don't wanna be rushed tomorrow but also my brain is Not Working. do i go to bed or keep struggling

i completed one (1) more task and now im going to bed hopefully i feel better in the morning but u just never know