don’t wanna live a life that is comprehensive

I think everyone should know the nato phonetic alphabet because if I have to hear one of the tech guys say some shit over the phone like “d as in…. Uhhh…. Diaper….?” one more time I’m gonna lose it

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

have you ever seen me without this stupid blog on ? that’s weird

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

we live a world where one man is a trillionaire while people are starving in gaza and sudan, 81 million people are below poverty line in india, kids are being forced to do manual labour in mines in congo to survive and his own countrymen are dying because they cannot afford healthcare and then people will wonder why we think capitalism is the root of all evil

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

on account of being the avoidant yearner

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.