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Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

my wife sent me into town to sell our magic beans but there was this boy with the saddest hungriest looking cow with the biggest wettest eyes and you know I just couldn’t resist

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy