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I know this is a "Jo Momma" joke, but her name was "Jocasta", so it works on the double

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this video is making me SOB
Fuck
The woman taking out a pin from her own hair to give it to a little girl
The lady who decided she was not just gonne make a pony tail, she was gonne braid that little girl’s hair using a five strand method
The husband of the older lady pointing out she missed a piece of hair and being so attentive
All of them asking where her mom was and telling her not to talk to strangers
Just all these people not just helping her out but trying to comb her hair and make sure it looks nice and that she likes it
Im sobbing
what I wanna see more in media r painfully average people being lgbt, let the 40 year old school janitor be trans, let the grandpa who just sits on his porch be bi, let the girl who's on her way to an office job be lesbian, let the guy who's at the same bus stop everyday be nonbinary, and so on and so forth, idk I don't know why people always expect lgbt ppl to be this alt fashion teen/young adult and stuff when sometimes it's literally just some guy
Why don't you aserejé-ja-dejé de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi and maybe you'll calm down

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Ok so I have these two friends. One straight cis guy, and one lesbian. They look pretty similar, have the same hair style, and tend to shop at the same places for clothes. So the running friend-group joke is that they’re twins. And they’re always like “I don’t see it.”
This weekend, completely unplanned, they showed up to a wedding looking like this.
I think they see it now.
terfs are so fucking stupid its actually funny
Sokka: did you have to stab him?
Zuko: you weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Sokka: what did he say?
Zuko: "what are you going to do? Stab me?”
Sokka:
Katara:
Aang:
Toph, nodding: that's fair
Not to be that person but I feel like sometimes Shrek being so memeable prevents people from seeing how truly revolutionary and radical the first two films really were. A children’s fairy tale that argues that no, ugliness does not mean bad and beautiful does not mean good. A fairy tale that argues that everyone deserves love, even those cast out of the margins of society. A fairy tale that dares to have a female protagonist not be conventionally attractive or helpless. A fairy tale that argues that love does not happen at first sight, but is grown through mutual respect and interest. That’s pretty fucking sick if you ask me

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#current mood
why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph
compelling argument
what does this say about victor hugo
no he was just french
R.R Tolkien?
autistic infodumping
Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p
The world stands with Ukraine
Tbilisi, Georgia
St. Petersburg, Russia
London, England
Paris, France
Thessaloniki, Greece
Rome, Italy
Berlin, Germany
Tokyo, Japan
Montenegro
Mumbai, India
Warsaw, Poland
Lebanon
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Istanbul, Turkey
New York City, United States
Toronto, Canada
Vienna, Austria
Binnish, Syria
Dublin, Ireland
Barcelona, Spain
Melbourne, Australia
Riga, Latvia
Tel Aviv, Israel
Copenhagen, Denmark
Bern, Switzerland
Sarajevo, Bosnia
Ljubljana, Slovenia
Tallinn, Estonia
Stockholm, Sweden
Helsinki, Finland
Reykjavík, Iceland
Even symbolic support is not meaningless; with every such gesture you are preventing the claim that no one cares, no one opposes, no one disagrees, no one minds.
“Fucking Pig.”
“I’m a stripper not a cop.”
“Oh god I’m so sorry, thank you for your contribution to the community, sir.”
“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

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There’s been another revelation.
Ms. Rosamund “I have three late-night hours to kill so I’m going to brute force my way into a pineapple” Pike
ha hee hee HEEE! wowza.