O Rae

Papa Smoke telling it like it is

I like how he says he’s gotta put this out there like he has no other choice

he doesn’t

No one dose

real shit, codeinekobe

im calling the police

What the fuuuuuck

FUCK NO but also yes

The faceless old women who secretly lives in your home

So much love for this

She’s ass fugly . Ben could do better lol😂

IM….

Well if this ain’t a big fucking mood

WHAT lmao

There they are, the two genders.

only a cis deals in absolutes

all of life and history aligned for that one joke we’re done everyone go home

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

Look, reanimation is a Process, okay

“Reanimation is a process” is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

And they’re roommates.

Oh my god they were roommates

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”