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But if we teach children at home for a year they might realize they aren’t required to adhere to a rigid authoritarian structure of learning!

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

meant eve

being poor is literally just like *buys a book and feels guilty about it* *goes to see a movie and feels guilty about it* *buys some food and feels guilty about it* *buys a piece of clothing and feels guilty about it*

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

As someone who works at a hardware store, employees are paid min wage and given little to no training about chemicals that could easily kill you if used improperly. Always double check anything a sales associate is trying to tell you because half the time they’ll only fake what they’re saying to get the customer out of their way quick and painlessly to avoid making themselves look bad. Ask questions if you want but it pays to research what you’re doing on your own terms.

i just want to have sex with him

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

remember when you could say “you shouldn’t let your children catch fatal, preventable diseases” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner