Wouldn't you like to know?

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

why do I keep hearing people say “if you are 25+ and not settling down and getting married wtf are you doing”. going on walks, watching a movie, reading a book, infinitely better things.

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

WOVEN TAPESTRIES???

WOVEN TAPESTRIES?!?

Wizard who can't cast fireball anymore

Suffering from projectile dysfunction

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be in his thirties

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

nevermind he’s extremely naughty and has terrorized multiple people this morning

so fucked up that freezer will burn food. freezer isnt supposed to burn. freezer suppose to freeze. is it stupid?