Headspace

When I was 13 I called my sister a bitch and my mom made me put a bar of soap in my mouth while she gave me a bare bottom spanking over her knee.

Love the accent

He took up Aunt V's offer of free accommodation as it seemed like the perfect way to keep his student debt under control. What he hadn't anticipated were all her rules - and what would happen to him when he broke them.

Oh my

Truancy. The third time this year. What am I to do with you?

That is one thorough caning. A salutary lesson.

In the restaurant she'd whispered 'you just wait until I get you home...' And the minute they stepped in through the back door she got out the paddle, bared his bottom and made good on the promise.

time to hairbrush some of the laziness out of you 

I think I'd opt to play with the 'mommy' on the bottom row, right. She looks like she'd take no nonsense and that I'd get the thorough paddling I deserve.

Glasses do add a certain something.

That's pretty sweet!

I happened upon a copy of this book some time in the 1980s when I was probably too young to be reading it. It was quite a moment!

Growing up, not much. Today, a LOT more.

Growing up, once or twice. Today, not anywhere near as often as I deserve to be.

Yikes

Role play: it's report card day. Last time he was told he'd get a punishment with the big paddle if the next report has any marks below a C. The report has three Ds and an F. How will this plot play out?

Wait there while I see if I can find that tawse.

Yes maam

Can those buttons possibly hold?