Depressed Guacamole

Ed… ward

NO

Is that a reference to something?

I hate that at first I was just “GOOD BOY, THIS IS A GOOD POST” and then that “Ed… ward” immediately gave me war flashbacks, WHY

DONT DO THIS

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

oh man… sorry bro.. i accidentally left some lipstick on your neck.. here let me kiss it off… shit i left more… here hold on… oh no i left even more… here hol

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

Out of all human experiences the utter dread and terror felt by every person when they figure out why Edward and Alphonse Elric can’t find Nina and her dog is the most universal

riza hawkeye: if i was about to be killed i would simply refuse to die. rip to maes hughes but i’m different