ohh i get it now. i’m going crazy

i’ve come around to a point of stability in my life which has caused me to not use this blog super often. i have more outlets for horniness and mental illness now. honestly besides the point. irrelevant. breaking my silence to ask a single question. why is it that the first part of me to know an edible has kicked in is without fail my dick

when i see or hear things i really like artistically the urge to say something along the lines of “oh my god. i just came” has been growing in strength recently. its bad

i got home from work (black friday) and altogether it wasnt a bad day at all! i decided to treat myself to an alcoholic beverage but tbh anytime i make a drink with liquor i over-pour so bad. i would be an insanely good bartender at a gay bar. its like that one post where the bartender got a review saying the drink was good and they said yeah bc i way over-poured bc my boss made me mad and im trying to bleed our stock dry. that was tea. anyways its like that but instead of all of that its me in my house and the boss is also me and so is the customer. anywyas all this to say ny drink is strong. so DONT be surprised if i start spam posting