xq la mitad de gringolandia es terreno mexicano

people with ADHD be having idle animations like a video game character

Me trying to concentrate on anything

I think a common mistake people make about puns is that they often believe puns are meant to make people laugh. This is not so! The emotion that puns are meant to elicit isn’t joy, it’s rage.

Puns are meant to inflict punitive damage

i think one big different between tumblr and other social media is the usernames. on other sites people will just add a lot of numbers to their username and here we all went “okay weird” and went nuts. you don’t make an account on instagram called motherfucker-unlimited, you do like ccsmith6.08 or whatever the fuck. here? usernames bigtiddygothgf and misha-collins-stan discuss special relativity with all the confidence of a thousand physics professors. a blog called sarah378 is a porn bot.

This is true and im glad you said it

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.

YOU SHOW ME A PEER REVIEWED STUDY THAT SAYS REALITY SHIFTING HAS BEEN PROVEN ILL DELETE THE POST AND MAKE A FORMAL APOLOGY

ANON SHOW ME THE STUDY

ANON PLEASE

HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

i don’t wanna hear about team edward or team jacob,, were you weirdly and inexplicably drawn to alice or weirdly and inexplicably drawn to rosalie?

it’s just me and my four hundred unread books against the world i guess

I identify as a villain because I’m already queer-coded and don’t feel like being the quirky best friend who dies for motivation.

Awwwww

I am on the verge of tears please watch this

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

Wait. Oh my god. But planes are sentient in the cars universe. Did cars hijack the plane or did the planes fly themselves.

Nobody knows

Buddy they have car pope. A car jesus died on a car cross and we’re worried if car bush did car 9/11

I could not comprehend a word of this initially and I thought I was having a stroke

There was once a time where info spread about a rare disorder where your eyes were purple

When Google celebrates someone’s birthday or something and makes a special logo you can click the logo and find out who it is. In this damn website you get a Guy Fieri-themed logo for his birthday with no explication and you’re supposed to just live with it.

Is that what the fuck that is omg