I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

[ID: tags that say "#every other hero group is a bunch of billionaires beating up poor people but xmen is honestly how activists with slightly different politics #would treat each other if they could shoot lasers from their eyes". End of ID.]

theyre adding "a little bit genghis khan" to the DSM

I'm not super well read on the Batfam, but from everything I've seen, Damien is always portrayed as an over the top edgy teen, who in my mind is aggressively atheistic at this point in his life, but in a few years will settle down and find his own path.

I love you otters, I love you badgers, I love you ferrets, I love you weasels, I love you wolverines, I love you minks, I love you stouts, I love you mustelids

I keep seeing people talk about the "oncoming cult boom" like we haven't been here for like three years.

omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it's soo good and everything's fine actually

ppl who say pasta why are u boring. good for u though

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash