I just want a nap

[ID: a picture of the bisexual flag labeled, “national flag / of awesomeland” in an all caps white impact font. end ID]

Saw someone typo ‘queerbaiting’ as ‘queenbaiting’. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?

also you CAN just get a new one

a FAMILY. you can get a new FAMILY. i must clarify, you can not get a new appendix you can get a new FAMILY, 

I wish all bisexual nonbinary people a very pleasant evening

ID: “I wish all bisexual non-binary people a very pleasant evening” with the word bisexual in the gradient colors of the bi flag and “nonbinary people” in the colors of the non-binary flag.

Actually think that short people should be a protected category under the law and I should be able to press charges against anyone who asks me what my height is. Because it is my private business. That’s my height I don’t know you

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

You know what, tumblr? Fuck this post and fuck you. Last time I reblogged this just because Jackie Chan and a couple days later I got a bonus at work. Now this shit shows up on my dash again and logically I know if I reblog it probably nothing will happen BUT WHAT IF I DON’T REBLOG IT AND THE UNIVERSE IS ALL “YO I WAS GOING TO THROW SOME MONEY AT YOU BUT YOU DIDN’T REBLOG THE MONEY CHAN SO NAH” So here I am, shitting up your dashes with the Money Chan again. Sorry not sorry, I’m about to have to fit a car insurance payment into my budget.

I’ll go down with you.  You are not alone.

mostly i just reblog this one because look at his happy face, but also what the hell basically everyone i know could use some financial windfalls right now so WHY NOT.

you don’t understand this is the most logical uniform to minimize wind resistance

on this blog we respect bisexuals, support bisexuals, BELIEVE in bisexual and validate being bisexual.

bi women with complex relationships to their gender are amazing! bi women that use pronouns other then she/her are fabulous! bi women who only feel a connection to womenhood through being sapphic are brilliant!

God, I fucking love this. Here stands a woman who suffered intense and awful abuse, and she said, “I won’t ever let it happen to me again.” And she realized it was happening, and she STOPPED IT. “Gayle, she shot a dude.” Yeah. Because that’s how Harley Quinn deals with that shit. And I love her.

All I'm asking for is someone to share my bed these October nights to watch horror movies with