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it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

happy anniversary to the funniest i have ever been in my life and happy one year of Lady Normalgirl and Her Eunuch!

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

It’s substance abuse