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the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

This might be a hot take but I think if I click the button that says "unsubscribe from emails" then I should fucking be unsubscribed from the emails

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

i'm genuinely so pathetic because i'll have dreams about a person i knew for two weeks like they're my dead wife

i'll never find anyone like you again...

The one that got away

i want to be a part of a friend group so badly but that means i'll have to encroach on their pre-established dynamics and relationships and that is terribly daunting

There is a lot of discord severs with diffrent amounts of people and hobbys they share. It is a good start to have a few healty socail inzeractions everday ^^

single and ready to mingle become a toxic girlfriend