Oz

Imagine you're in a taxi, you're new to the area and the driver promises you that they'll make sure you know the best places to get food... They stop at drive thru after drive thru, and they get you food, they don't make you pay, they just hand the food off to you promising that it's the best food you'll ever have... After maybe the third drive thru, you realize you're bloated and full and tell the driver you want to stop and head back home, they agree, but maybe just one more drive thru... This continues for hours, you beg to get out as your bloated belly grows heavier and heavier, but they keep bringing you to more drive thrus, promising that each one will be the last one. Eventually you get to your destination after hours of this... You try to get out of the car, but you find that your flabby gut is so big that you get wedged in the car door, squirming and struggling to get out, red faced and sweating. The driver comes to 'help'... They hold out a wrapped burger, coaxing it into your mouth and slowly pushing you back into the seat, whispering praise and sweet nothings into your ears...

Again, this isn't required, and once I finally get a new laptop, I'll continue posting, but until then, if you can, or want to help me out, it would be great

Hey guys! Sorry, I wasn't on Tumblr for a bit due to family issues, but I'm back! I accidently ripped my favorite pair of pants, and the button popped, so I thought I'd come back to show you!

Watching YouTube when I realized my laptop's keyboard works well as a belly rest

The past few months, I've noticed that if I don't eat enough, my hands start shaking, and it's not just my hands, but my entire body feels like it's vibrating, idk what it is, but it's just all the more reason to keep eating to me ^w^

We need ICE to leave or better yet be completely abolished.