lover girl

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

I know you loved me once, but I guess I was never truly what you were looking for. Still, it burns to know that while you had me, you were already searching for more — as if your heart had drifted away, as if someone else had taken over your thoughts. Even when you held me close, wrapped in the warmth of your arms, you were no longer mine. I just hadn’t realized I was loving a memory while you were chasing a future that didn't have a place for me.

tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

and usually its just asking Why

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how tf did collectible card games only get invented in the 1990s. this should have been like, day fucking one when we invented dice and playing cards. send me back to 11th century China and I'm making an absolute fortune on selling teens woodblock prints of blue eyes black lotus

Yeah, I’m in the CIA: the Cock Inspection Agency. Take off your pants.