It's a Bird??

Harder hat and gun that is alive kill me

The funniest thing about this to me is that Kinko’s doesn’t even exist anymore

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

fact: the bayonet is just a strapon for a gun

real talk, everytime I see this I think it says ‘bayonetta’s strapon is just a gun’ and I’m like fuck dude it sure is

“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN GOOD???

No offence but Pokemon has been nothing but a positive force in my life and I will love Pokemon forever

Omfg lol

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

I just love it when people come up with random weird animal or dragon things and iguanamouth illustrates them just because.

this shitty 4-panel comic resurfaces every time nintendo releases a new game

its christmas time and i want you all to look at this again

I live my life saying “shit” and “fuck” and I narry care if I teach these words to children and door to door missionaries

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.

Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

Being popular on tumblr is like being a top clown at clown homeschool for homeschooled clowns

hello it’s me the top clown