🎵 I'm a little lemon rat 🎵

girlfriend is a kind of plushie

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.

the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

when taking in a redeemed villain, it's important to give them lots of monologuing opportunities. a few will eventually settle out of that habit, but for the vast majority, it continues to be their most important social behavior, and even a major form of stress relief. it's also completely harmless, unlike some other behaviors that they may struggle to drop, so be sure to encourage them by presenting them with either large audiences (digital is ok — they love to be on screens), or potentially, a more intimate, one-on-one monologuing opportunity with a trusted confidant, depending on their prior villainous preferences. they may show signs of aggression during their monologue, but remember that it's just a performance — and if you play along in kind, your redeemed villain will develop a burning desire to protect you at any cost before you know it <3

What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

Yippie my awesome sugoi life

No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together