What The Heckie

“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

being alive is literally so embarrassing like omggg no haha dont look at me sorryy sorry my organs are functioning and my brain cells are communicating through electrical impulses i know its weird aha. again SOO sorry omg this is probably so awkward. sorry

i have 2 phDs in psychoanalyzing my mother

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

“Halloween 10: The Fuckering”

“Fuckering lights” makes me cackle EVERY time I see it.

@mylittlehime @neoyi

Someone being patient with you is one of the softest forms of love

Why are these people attacking the father of modern medicine

i need everyone to know that not only have i had a callout written about me over this post but someone also just threatened to murder me