aspiring fallen angel

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

adding songs from musicals to character playlists is so stupid like yeah this works just ignore some of that really specific stuff

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

I know we joke and all but i think my mind is destroyed for real

Today's working adults yearn for AMVs

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

i often feel like that one jerma clip where he goes like "AH. i forgot i was streaming i forgot i was playing a game i forgot i was sitting in a chair i forgot where i was"

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

I WANT SOMETHING!!!!!

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors