aspiring fallen angel

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

the best analogy imo for ocd is mosquito bite. its so itchy its driving you crazy and you know scratching it will make it itch so much worse later but you need it to stop right now and scratching it feels so good and even when you dont want to scratch it and you feel like you could handle the itch you cant even stop your hand from scratching the second you stop focusing on not scratching. except ☝️ what if it was inside your brain and instead of an itch it was terrifying overwhelming distress

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

sensitive white boy you will Die

Just got off the phone with Tommy fox. Turns out deltarune chapter 5 will feature a delicate balance of levitous jests and brooding intrigue

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

Guys what if there was a character