aspiring fallen angel

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

obviously there’s nothing morally wrong with the projectionist lens through which a large portion of fandom operates but it does get kind of tiring to constantly feel like. hey guys what if we stopped talking about ourselves and instead talked about the character

and of course a degree of projectionism can be a very useful lens in certain circumstances, such as having unique insight into a character who shares certain aspects of your own experiences. but at the end of the day you still gotta recognize that there are going to be aspects of them that diverge from yourself

the best way to avoid out-of-character moments in your fics is to write about characters who are so obscure that they don't even have canon personalities. "he would not fucking say that" well he wouldn't say anything if this was canon so hey what can you do

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

I'm glad this one is still going around.

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information