don’t message me please

hiiiiii if u see this can you please tell me what your comfort tv show is

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

How do you feel about getting gnomed

FUCK that gnome

When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

rb this with your ethnicity/where you’re from + at what age you got your ears pierced

What’s your typical OC. Mine is a bisexual with dark hair n eyes

what temperature do u consider cold and where do u live? 👀

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know

is it bad that i really want a pretty lady to stab me but like. in a sensual way.

this is not a euphemism for sex, i just want to dramatically lock eyes with someone as they plunge a knife into my cheat.

do people miss me I can’t imagine myself as a person others think about