The Zoomful Zoomer

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

Aw, you already said it...

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

special inteview with the coughing baby before they go against the hydrogen bomb on a boxing ring

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

fool me once that’s not very nice why would you do that to me

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.