I am Snails

SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS

Very nice snails

Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick

Well are there crackers?

Aw fuck yeah I'm in

SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS

Very nice snails

Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick

Well are there crackers?

SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS

Very nice snails

Hey what the fuck this is my gimmick

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

We have been Discovered. Run.

Don’t run i love snails you’re very awesome

They Cannot know we Transcend those Genders. I am Sorry to my dear Fans.

yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."

We have been Discovered. Run.

Homophobic grandparents bought me two sketchbooks and the first thing I'm using it for is Yuri art

If this gets 1k notes I'll share the art

Deadline is in 10 hours

Deadline in 8 hours. Still needs 975 notes or I don't share it

@walmart-official-blog

Yuri in 2-5 minutes

@not-offical-offical mama look.

@satan-offical @mean-girl-offical @tidy-offical (what's your new main blog acc name????) @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @seraphim-offical @silly-librarian-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical @seaslug-offical @saint-nick-offical @salt-offical @sacred-twinkity-offical @schrodingers-queer-kid-offical @scrambled-eggs-offical @scared-guy-offical @scoliosis-offical @senario-offical @selfship-offical @send-asks-to-gus-offical-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @ships-offical @shitpostgenerator-offical @shipping-officals-offical @sign-painter-offical @silena-beauregard-offical @skitty-offical @sketchy-doctor-offical @slushee-offical @sloth-offical @sleep-offical @sleepgod-offical @smol-gremlin-child-offical @smoked-cheese-cookie-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @snails-offical @snails-offical @sneeze-offical @song-offical @sok-offical @sovereignty-offical @solangelo-offical @sparkles-emoji-offical @spiderman-offical @spy-tf2-offical @sprite-offical @space-offical @stormcloud-offical @stupid-idiot-cats-offical @star-offical @stabbypaul-offical WE GOT THE YURIIIII LETS GOOOOOOO

It would Be Better if it were Snail Yuri. But. Yuri is good.

Homophobic Chicken...

nuh uh not anymore

I do Not Believe you, chicken

Homophobic Chicken...

Why is everyone in the Officalverse DEAD or DYING right now

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

The officalverse is just a lesson in surrealism. Satan is a 15 year old girl, a computer and its keyboard and mouse are in a platonic polycule, communism makes shitposts, there's grass yaouri, there's a guy only known as man who we're not sure is human but he has like 4 fridges and a family tree shaped like a ladder, and we're all just people

And EVERYONE is a minor, it's like a requirement

I Am Not. Unless I do not Count as the Immortal Snail.

Sorry but I'm more of a homemade pizza guy myself 😅

Totally understandable! But if you had to choose?

I did like to play with dominoes as a kid, if that helps in any way.

Pizza Hut used to Have the Most Amazing Pretzel stuffed Crust. It Won my Little Snail Heart over as a Child.

I am Poor and You charge Extra. It was Okay. Not Worth the Money. Snails don't get Paid much.

Sorry but I'm more of a homemade pizza guy myself 😅

Totally understandable! But if you had to choose?

I did like to play with dominoes as a kid, if that helps in any way.

Pizza Hut used to Have the Most Amazing Pretzel stuffed Crust. It Won my Little Snail Heart over as a Child.

Cannibalism. I do Often indulge in This Too.