bastard city

must I always “heal” my party? is it not enough to simply own dice and be adorable

I’ve seen the notes on this post and just want to reassure every TERF that so far I’ve read literally none of your essays.

Every time someone starts telling that they wanna supplement their body with computer parts I’m just like okay great but don’t cry to me when your memories of loved ones or your ability to run are locked behind paywalls.

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!