FUCKING MONIKAMMMMMMMMMM!

I want to know her workout routine

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

do you have a picture of the little guy

the best pokemon professor is elm 100% he gets robbed by a 10 year old and his instinct isnt call the cops at first its call another 10 year old

to catch a horse you gotta think like a horse

He didn’t even think like a horse he just called another horse.

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

good news!

Listen, you gotta be ok with some trans boys liking their tits and deciding to keep them. You gotta be okay with trans boys who cross dress and do drag. Look at me. They’re not going to hurt you. They’re just more in touch with their femininity now more so than they were before they knew they were men. And they’re so sexy

I just feel like I shouldn't have to cut off parts of me that didn't do anything wrong so I can be regarded as masculine. I think if one wants to medically transition, that's awesome. It's just... not for me.