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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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not gonna lie, this actually looks like a good idea.

I was camping this weekend and someone pulled out THREE snackleboxes and lemme tell you, absolute game changer

American bento

The amount of work that went into this is amazing

its too cold

Gazpacho

no tomatos in it

there's at least one tomato in it

Best one yet

Counter argument: Immortal, invisible, malevolent mouse

“Papa was a proven whore” just makes me picture small victorian children talking shit about their dad