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If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

I guess the reason I love the name of the doctor so much is kind of the bait and switch of it, where Moffat teases that the Doctor's real name is some secret mysterious birth name that's a surprise tool to save the day, but then the Doctor drops the title in the final line "but not in the name of the Doctor" and it just clicks that it's never been about the power of the name youre given at birth. The Name of the Doctor isn't alluding to the Doctor's "real name" but the promise inherent in the title "The Doctor", which is only powerful because the Doctor chose it for himself. Idk. Do you get it. This is because Dr Who is transgender.

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

U have to be so skinny ur thighs never touch for pants to last longer than 6 months anymore sorry im a stallion but i think heavy duty work pants should actually be heavy duty

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien