me and my son clump who i wish was dead

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

“Cock Penis”

fucking stop.

these are the guys who lick your clothes clean when you put them in the dishwasher

washing machine

Gonna start random discourse now. Living in a two-story house is elitist. Moving to a foreign country is cultural appropriation. And stop saying something is "easy", you are slutshaming the task

My smashing things isn’t a malicious exercise of destruction, but embracing the gift we were given. This is a grand, beautiful machine is made of treasures meticulously placed for ourselves to uncover. Throwing bricks from my roof at passing cars is an act of love to the whole of creation.

i may be turning into a villain

yeeowch! *is torn asunder*

im literally never going to get over the weird shit that lives in the ocean, like i understand that a lot of features evolved to detect light and potential threats but god bro did you really need to make your skull transparent

i want to point out that those dots on the front of its face arent its eyes, the green orbs inside of its skull are