jess (she/her)

put that pussy in reverseeeeee

and then everyone plapped

“i’ll be your sword” okay. and. and im the sheath right. nnghhhh,,,

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

They say im a clown with my money but they’re the ones who are not penny wise

trump's big beautiful bill, which just passed congress, expands ICE's budget from $9.6 billion to over $170 billion, of which $45 billion is appropriated for new detention centers. not only is this budget bigger than the budget of the federal bureau of prisons, but it's greater than the military expenditure of all countries besides america and china ($246 billion), giving more money to ICE than the russian military receives ($129 billion). it will completely remake american society

in fact, the new ICE budget wouldn't be just bigger than that of the federal bureau of prisons ($8.1 billion), but that of the FBI ($10 billion), DEA ($3.28 billion), ATF ($1.6 billion), and the US Marshalls ($4 billion), and all the local and state police spending ($135 billion as of 2021)—combined

correction: $170 billion is the total apportionment, ie the annual budget is something like $43 billion, still larger than all the lettered agencies put together and drawn from medicaid, SNAP, etc. it's an astounding amount of money for the american gestapo, assuredly to be lost in pits of corruption and abuse

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

grossly underestimated

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK