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I saw the odyssey, well I somewhat saw the odyssey. I kept dozing off. Because I haven’t been in a chair or bed in the past 28 hours I fell asleep through fight scenes. I had no idea what was going on, but every looked fantastic

When the ad is 15 seconds long I put my phone down to stare at the wall and think what would I be like without my phone? The ads done before I can really get into it so I’ll never know

I got front row for the odyssey. iMax 70mm. My ass bout to be in that mf Trojan horse.

Dingleberries in your butt. No dingleberries in my butt. Hmmm funny how that works.

My hair smells like chlorine and lavender and it’s kinda alluring. Probably because I’m high from the chemical

Honey butter is so sexy I’d fuck it only if it promised to not give me a new type of uti

Man it’s getting harder and harder to get out the bed :/

The last supper but there’s a cuck chair in the corner of the room

One big ad, filled with stripmalls. All of which are protected by a McDonald’s.