Personal Blog

The workday is shorter than most realize. That first hour of work is not real. The last 30 is a mini break cause no one gaf anymore. Add in some long ass bathroom breaks, it surprising I get any work done at all

I learned all this Spanish on Duolingo for nothing. Nobody wants to engage in my conversations about liking milk. I like milk. She likes milk. We are drinking the milk. How am I supposed to flex that I know the pen is on the table if everyone’s using a computer? Duolingo owl come see me speak the universal language of these hands

I’ve banished spellcheck from my phone. I will be using my brain from now on. If you think about it, I’m sort of continuing the legacy of Einstein

I shaved my conch two weeks ago and the hair still hasn’t grown back. By this time I’d usually be able to two strand twist the hairs but…I’m balding? MY pussy got alopecia? Not complaining, just noticing the newest developments on my body.

I’m going to that villa and I’m pulling sincere hair out. That’s clearly his power source. His lies are kept in his curls. He don’t use curl cream he uses lie enhancing spells

Car got repossessed again :(

-8.88 in my bank account. Angel numbers gaurding me. A sign that everything in my life is right where it needs to be :)

Peeing outside is so much better than using a toilet idfc

Overly sexualized ads for water because the extreme droughts makes that satisfying quench of thirst from the first sip is better b stronger than every irgadm a person has in their life happening al at once

Sean being an anime lover. Oh I’m a Sean lover. Let me in that damn villa

Got a fucked up french movie on, my favorite genre, while eating a chic fil a chicken sandwich, my favorite sandwich. May everyone have a great day, especially you.

Dam. Now I’m curious to see is god is as a stage play. The movie was done up so fantastically my mind yearns to see what magic was cooked up for the stage version. WOW.

Is god is…wow

My mom keeps asking me about a husband. Most of our conversations nowadays fail the bechdel test. Mom I’m tryna shake butt on top of cars with my harem blowing up my phone wondering where I am. Come ma, let’s explore fifth wave feminism for a bit