i wish i had 2 lungs so i could smoke weed while i’m smoking weed 

i wish this relatable character hadn’t been cut out of the Wizard of Oz 

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new energy drink “carbonated olive oil”

plants be like *makes a sugar* *makes a sugar* *fucks* *makes a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *makes a secondary metabolite* *moves a sugar* *seals off a wound* *makes a sugar* *tilts a leaf 0.2 degrees towards sun* *moves water* *makes a sugar* *moves a sugar* *breaks down a sugar* *harvests an ion* *cells divide* *closes stomata* *breaks down a sugar* *makes a metabolite* *fucks again* *makes a su

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i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny