To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

okay i’m actually listening to hozier now and …. is this really the music that is making you declare this dude a fucking bog witch fae elf leprechaun magical wizard thing? really? like it’s not even bad it’s just….. not that weird? your guys’s heads would explode if you listened to prog rock 

Yeah exactly thats what i was saying

Yet again if you prog rock freaks would hust take the tome of day to maybe watch twilihht and leisure world better tban exra w could all jsuf getlaong

everyone read a nice book

i’m illiterate

Joking about illiteracy is neither appropriate or funny. Stop.

Hi

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

i had to call up my boy benzo like yo theyve been naming wierd and fucking creepy drugs after you bud

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair