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what if instead of “7 minutes in heaven” theres a “7 minutes in hell” and what you do is you put 2 people in a closet for 7 mins and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other 

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

shout out to op for singlehandedly resurrecting the twilight fandom and subsequently giving us all a second chance to discourse abt every aspect of this series

the chocolate fountain bird was the funniest thing that will ever happen on tumblr. people spent so much time arguing over whether or not the gifs were real and we got that CLASSIC copypasta out of it but the ultimate punchline was that no one recognized the gifs for days because they were from adam sandler’s jack and jill (which had just come out) and no one fucking saw that movie

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

all these voltron fans talking about bad story writing make me disgusted. I watched over 600 episodes of naruto only to find out that sasuke marries sakura. please sit down

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

I will always share this LOL

I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

They cherish their RIDICULOUS DOGE SIBLING

The only thing cuter than their shirts here is Lena trying to convince her Grumpy Spider Girlfriend to come watch a movie with her :D

That ending had me snorting out toothpaste

This is a blast :)

M’crying

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell