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women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

So Sir David Attenborough was already a well known naturalist(the docementary kind, not the nudist kind) in 1961 to have an animal named after him, then lived 60 years thinking the animal went extinct and now lives to see evidence of it not being extinct. That is both incredibly heartwarming and a very Elf-core thing of him to do. He truly is an archdruid

Cannot take wimbledon seriously as a tournament bcz every time sb mentions it i get the mental image of Goran Ivanisevic watching teletubbies before every single one of his matches during his winning campaign in 2001 (the ONLY male wildcard in history to ever win a Grand Slam singles championship btw) bcz he believed if he didn’t he would jinx himself

Isaac Newton gets hit in the head by a Granny Smith apple and discovers sour gravity

this carlosless life is not for the weak

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

when the non-rpf explanation is weirder than the rpf explanation

some of you are my very favourite followers and you don't even know it #myspecialsecretfavouritefollowers

summer fruits save me, save me summer fruits

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s