too much media that depicts bi characters as sexy chads. we need more representation of cringe fail bisexual losers in media

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

You motherfucker (polite)

This dog howls exactly in minor key wtf

you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this

You were either a Magic Treehouse kid, a Goosebumps kid, an Animorphs kid, or a Babysitters Club kid.

for the record writing a universe with magic but no trans people betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of literally everything and anything

Toucan: “that there just ain’t natural”

I love this. I love everything about this

Lets start doing this again.